i wish i was black......

so upon my travels through the blogosphere this week i came accross this little gem. now, if you are like me, and love hip hop culture and all that goes with it, i hope you find these as amusing and awesome as i do, its not meant to come off as racist in anyway so please dont take offense,bitch. and im totally using this list when i have kids.................


top 60 ghetto girl names:

60. Latifah
59. Shaniqua
58. Latoya
57. Laquisha
56. La'Kisha
55. La'Tanya
54. Rohandra
53. Bon'Quisha
52. Sha'Tanya
51. Toprameneesha
50. La'Quishria
49. Bonifa
48. Shataniana
47. Levondia
46. Bufanaquishria
45. La'Quishraniqua
44. Barbeesha
43. Mo'Nique
42. Abduiniana
41. Fo'Landra
40. Kisha
39. Bon'Qui'Qui
38. V'Lanta'la'mana'ma'nisha
37. Sha'Nay'Nay
36. Tay Tay
35. Da'Quonde
34. La'Trice
33. Deedra
32. Tramicia
31. De'Lanice
30. Ka'Likatifrianiqua
29. Sha'Londria
28. Sha'Quonda
27. Elephantisha
26. La'Quaysha
25. Guuuuuurrrrrrllllll
24. Qua'Lifriaqui'Sha'Niquia
23. Cornbreesha
22. Congratulashayla
21. Barackisha
20. Obamaniqua
19. Koolaidria
18. Spongebobeeshia
17. Clitorisandrea
16. Fa'Nay Nay
15. Comptonia
14. Harlemisha
13. Beethovenice
12. Watermelondrea
11. Cellularphoniqua
10. Unidastazovamerikaliqua
9. Alejandrisha
8. King'Kong'Quisha
7. Fri'Chickenisha
6. Colla'Greeniqua
5. Grapedrankisha
4. Africanishaniqua
3. Que'Shayda
2. La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice
1. Courtney

and now onto the dude names:


1.Jybonte
2.Davonte
3.Akwante
4.Johntae
5.Bicorian
6.Tevin
7.Tyrese
8.Trey
9.Jaquan
10.Keyshawn
11.Jakori
12.Jakobi




the chunky hipster